Trey Smith Sets NFL Guard Record with Massive Chiefs Extension
Big news out of Kansas City: Trey Smith just became the highest-paid guard in NFL history. The Chiefs locked him up with a four-year,...
Derrick Lewis Sets UFC Knockout Record with 35-Second Destruction in Nashville
Derrick Lewis just reminded the entire heavyweight division why he’s the scariest dude on the roster. UFC Nashville, first round, 35 seconds – that’s...
Thunder Invest $822 Million to Keep Their Championship Trio Together
Per reports, the Oklahoma City Thunder are making their intentions crystal clear for the future. Jalen Williams, fresh off an All-NBA season, has signed...
Akon City Is Officially Dead – Senegal Pulls the Plug on the $6 Billion Wakanda Dream
Well, it’s official. Akon City is dead.
Remember back in 2018 when Akon came out saying he was gonna build a $6 billion futuristic city...
Devin Booker Signs Record-Breaking Contract Extension with the Suns, Per Reports
Per reports, Devin Booker has signed a two-year, $145 million contract extension with the Phoenix Suns, setting a new NBA record with an annual...
Ozzy and Sabbath’s Final Show: One Last Heavy Metal Gut Punch
Alright, gather ‘round you old-school metalheads and TikTok kids pretending you know every lyric to Paranoid. Let’s talk about what just went down in...
Trump Wants a UFC Fight on the White House Lawn. Because...
America turns 250 in 2026, and apparently President Trump’s plan is to throw hands on the front lawn. Literally. The man just announced he’s...
From the Ring to ICE Custody — Julio Cesar Chavez Jr....
Welp. Looks like Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. just took the biggest L of his life – and it wasn’t even in the ring.
Dude got...
Lia Thomas Titles Gone – UPenn Folds Under Trump Heat
Absolute madness at UPenn right now. Lia Thomas – the swimmer who sparked a thousand debates, memes, think pieces – just got her titles...
Amazon Van Straight Up Explodes in DC – Zero Injuries, Pure...
Wild scene in DC today. Black Mercedes Sprinter van – Amazon delivery ride – just exploded on 23rd Street South. Like literal boom. Smoke...